It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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