Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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