belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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