since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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