I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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