She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I need moral support for this bender
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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