Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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