PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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