My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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