How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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