butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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