i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
you made out with another girl for some wings
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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