before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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