Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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