What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Randomize
