Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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