I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
