oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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