is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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