My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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