I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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