People with herpes should wear stickers.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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