their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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