Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
MIDGETS
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Randomize
