I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
ttyl tear gas
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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