do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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