So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
