How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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