So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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