Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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