oh god the rape fog is back!
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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