Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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