i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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