marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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