my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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