Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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