p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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