So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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