And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she pinky promised me she was 18
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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