just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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