tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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