Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
