So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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