my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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