If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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