Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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