You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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