Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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