I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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