funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
