why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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