Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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