But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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