I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
The maid of honor just puked.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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