yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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