I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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