okay pat passed out under dana's car
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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