I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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